ugreen 25000 nexode? cute story, but math it: 25Ah * 3.7V = 92.5Wh / 486g = 190Wh/kg max, not 280. tabless cells? lmao, teardown shows standard 21700s tabbed to hell. laughs off -10C cuz it’s padded, not magic. CDT zero swaps? musta been averaging 3Wh/day or ghostriding solar. wake up, hit actual teardowns before capeshilling.