So I’m about to trade in my cozy suburban chair for the wild unknown—aka a hiking trail that might actually involve more than just a leisurely walk to the mailbox. I’ve been wading through all this gear hype and seriously need someone to decode it for me: What does “ultralight” even mean for a beginner who probably won’t be lugging 10 pounds of tech around? Do I really need boots that resemble medieval torture devices, or can I opt for something that doesn’t require a second mortgage? And what’s the deal with all these fancy packs—are they supposed to magically distribute my existential dread along with my snacks?
I’m just looking for a basic setup that won’t have me hitching a ride back to civilization after one slightly uphill jog. Any suggestions to avoid breaking the bank or ending up carrying gear that would rival an expedition to Everest?