So I’m on the eternal quest for the perfect bear bag hang—and by “perfect,” I mean one that hopefully doesn’t attract a bear’s attention like a celebrity gossip magazine. I’ve tried the classic tree-and-rope method (AKA “Dear Bear, please check out this fashionable bag”) and even considered some gizmo-laden contraptions, but alas, my gear remains a magnet for curiosity.
What are your foolproof, bear-approved techniques for suspending your stash high and out of reach of furry freeloaders? Bonus points for any methods that won’t require me to wrestle with a bear later. Suggestions, sarcasm-loaded stories, and any ridiculous hacks are all welcome.