Has anyone taken the REI Co-op Passage 2 for a spin on the trails yet, or is that just the latest way to ensure my hiking gear collection stars in its own offbeat horror-comedy? I mean, I obviously picked it up expecting a miraculous hybrid of a Swiss Army knife and a magic backpack, but so far it’s only managed to store my granola and all my existential dread. Does it really have the stamina to lug all my emotional baggage along with my actual gear, or should I start questioning my life choices further? Any conspiracies about its construction quality, or are we all just out here turning our gear into our most sarcastic set of always-ready sidekicks? Let the roasting (and gentle praise, if applicable) commence.