Alright, hear me out: I bought this so-called “small hiking bag” that’s apparently designed for the minimalist adventurer in all of us—because nothing screams survival like carrying less than a pack of gum on your back. Has anyone here managed to cram more than a granola bar and a half-assed excuse for a map into one of these minimalist monstrosities? Or is it just nature’s way of forcing us to rely on our memory for where we left our snacks and sanity? Would love to hear if it’s truly a bag or a glorified purse for the ultra-hip camp enthusiast.