So, I’ve been hearing whispers among the trees—apparently there’s at least one trail out there that’s as LGBTQ+ friendly as a Pride parade on a sunny day. Has anyone actually cracked the code on which hikes officially endorse glitter, rainbows, and the occasional over-the-top flare for fabulousness? Or is it just another one of those “rumor has it” tales like Bigfoot, only with more irony than a non-binary pronoun mishap at a gender studies lecture?
I’m not asking for a full-blown guide to the inclusive wild; just curious if any trails are known for welcoming all folks without making you feel like you’re auditioning for a reality show. And if there are, do they also come with optional glitter cannons at the summit? Enlighten this skeptic who’s tired of having to pack an extra compartment for both hiking essentials and emergency rainbow supplies.