So, I finally bit the bullet and got a pair of Keen Targhee III Mid boots—because nothing says “I’m prepared for nature” like spending a small fortune on fancy foot armor. The ads promised these beauties would transform my two left feet into nimble mountain goats, but so far, the only thing they’ve really turned into is a series of clumsy missteps down every uneven trail. Has anyone else experienced the not-so-magical metamorphosis, or am I just paying premium dollars for a boot that’s more style than substance? I’m particularly curious if those snazzy straps are secretly engineered with rocket boosters, or if I should brace myself for more accidental rock-tangoes. Any wisdom from the field (or at least a few laughs over my misadventures) would be greatly appreciated!